The brand name is "Sudden Discomfort", in stead of "Southern Comfort".

Fire Hydrant of Scotland

Whisky in the hydrant is
"CLAN TARTAN".
It's a real Scotch Whisky, I think.

The Contents are not
"PLAIN WHISKY",
but "PLAIN RISKY"

It's not a famous Burbon, "WILD TURKIE"

The contents of this bottle are not
"Kentucky Straight　Burbon",
"Kentucky Straight Embalming Fluid"

The Brandname is
not "BLACK & WHITE".
It is "BLOT & WIPE",
blended and puddled by
"BLACKIE & WHITEY".

not alchol inside,
just flavored and colored water

Not product of Scotland,
It' a product of Scotties

(Made in USA)

Whisky in the glass case and Hummer
Can you see the words on the label?

「IN CASE OF EMERGENCY　　　　　　　　　BREAK GLASS」

like a fire hydrant